Jadon Christensen Files me a LAWLsuit!

Seems like ever since I’ve been picking on conspiracy nut bars, I’ve been getting more and more lawsuit threats. However I never expected one to come from a creationist regarding a blog post from 2 years ago. But it is by far the funniest threat I’ve seen to date.  He is telling me to remove my blog but rather than just e-mailing me, he locates my secondary YouTube channel and sent me private messages there. Hey, what ever works right? Me in red, him in blue.

I am requesting the removal of the content from your blog concerning chat logs/electronic communications through Second Life. Jadon Christensen is the username and you did not have permission to post the log information. I hold the copyrights to the information that I typed and that information is not granted to be used without my permission. Furthermore, you posting logs of my chat is a violation of LL contracts/user agreements, TOS and Community Standards. I am requesting the removal of the content from “The Reverend Internet Jim Jesus” blog dated Tuesday, August 25, 2009. This message is also copyrighted and I reserve all of my rights under copyright law. As a result of your post, I have been getting harassed.

Thank you for taking the time to read my blog, and I appreciate your feedback to better improve your reading experience. 
I believe you are referring to the post “Second Life Creationist Banns Me For Asking Questions.” located here: http://www.jimjesus.com/2009_08_01_archive.html
As I’m sure you’re aware TOS does compel users to not repost chat logs under the threat of account suspension and termination if the other parties do not consent. However, this does not include posting of chat to social media sites or other websites. Posting such logs on web pages, emailing them, or printing them out and posting them on utility poles in the “real world” — are all actions beyond the scope of the Second Life Terms of Service. ; while that might be illegal, but those laws must be enforced by the proper law enforcement agencies.
Under existing US Copyright Law and DMCA law, chat logs are not copyrighted by any party as there are multiple “owners” of respected speech presented in a public forum (i.e. open in-world chat.) If any entity could claim ownership of said chat logs it would be Linden Lab as this conversation took place on their server hardware. 
As far as harassment is concerned, this is not my issue. I can only report on what I see. How others respond is a result of their actions and their actions alone. I do not nor have not organized any campaigns of harassment against anyone in SL. I would suggest if you feel that harassment is an issue, not to submit to bronze age mythologies as scientific works.
Thank you,Jim Jesus.

You are misinterpreting the law and I am not going to argue with you about it. I will take this as notice that you refuse to remove the infringing content. Please provide your attorney’s contact information. You are violating my copyrights as well as defamation of character. I will pursue this in court, if you do not remove the content.
As a side note, your childish methods were not a debate. You don’t know how to have a proper debate.
If you do not provide me with your legal contact/attorney information, my attorney will subpoena the information from LL and your ISP.
I suggest you take this matter seriously, instead of using petty insults.

Thank you for reading my blog, I appreciate all feedback to help me better improve your internet experience 
However, I feel that your interpretation of the law is unlike your literal interpretation of The Holy Bible. Laws aren’t open to interpretation. Copyright law does not include minutes of dialog in internet chatrooms (which Second Life is.) Your name “Jadon Christensen” is a name in Second Life and not necessarily reflected in the real world where real people work and play. Second Life is just an artificial simulator comprised artificial human/animal/hybrid life forms which are also not real. 
I disagree with your interpretation of said debate, and apparently you have experienced some others who may have disagreed as well. Perhaps that is a subject to interpretation. 
I feel as if my content is within my rights under the first amendment of the United States to post all dialogs and exchanges without prior written confidentiality agreements. I made no slanderous/libelous statements against any real or living persons. 
However if you wish to file a lawlsuit against me, please contact Ron Kuby or Bill Kunstler. Bill’s cell number is (714) 512-2858 
Thanks for reading, I hope to hear more feedback from you and others as it helps improve the high quality of service you expect from jimjesus.com. 
Have a great day, Jim Jesus.

I can see you are not taking this request seriously, providing me with names and information of people who are not your legal representatives. Copyright and the DMCA is applicable in this case. I will be filing in my home town, not your state. That will require you to pay for an attorney who is licensed to practice law in my state. You are refusing to give me any genuine contact information and I have made several attempts to contact you. I have attempted to resolve this issue, but you have refused to remove my content.
Again, if you have the name of a practicing attorney who is your legal representative, provide me with that information.

Thank you for reading my blog, I will await your lawyer’s fan mail.
Jim Jesus.