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When is it OK to Say ‘Nigger?’

10408036_1136986909651748_3162333115961134848_nThere’s been a recent flub regarding Christopher “Paperclip Avenger” Cantwell telling a black Twitter user to “shut up nigger.” His defense was that he’s a social justice warrior who’s not interested in a debate and so he’s responding by playing the SWJ’s name-game. There’s a small minority of people who think this is valid and I’m sure, Dear Reader, you’re not one of them.

Cantwell’s followers are rabid and tribalist as is many of the celebritarian losers on social media and aren’t interested in looking at the other side. It’s #teamcantwell or bust. This post is only attempting to be a better understanding of my position to people who may already agree, those who aren’t in the know, or those who are on the fence.

What is a ‘Social Justice Warrior?’

Social Justice Warrior are the crazy people you see on Tumblr who get their panties in a wad over anything because it’s sexist/racist/abilist/ al. These people do exist but they are rare and they huddle together in the Tumblr cesspit. They try to motivate campaigns of smear over the most innocent and trivial of comments.

That being said; it’s a good rule of thumb that anyone who is labeled a SWJ is more often than not not. I’ve spent a few minutes flipping though this HeckPhilly’s Twitter before the offending tweets were made. He does talk about racism and sexism, but it’s the more common complaints you hear. He’s not railing against a guy who posted a picture of a pizza he bought to woo a girl for murdering animals for his entitlement of a woman. He’s not railing against racism against otherkins or headmates. I may not agree with some of his tweets (like his stance on capitalism,) but the guy is not a Tumblrista.

He seems like he was interested in having a conversation and it may not have gone well, but calling him a nigger was beyond the pale.


As you noticed I’ve said nigger three times already… no, four. The context I’m using it is the topic of the word itself and reporting on someone’s use. Cantwell on Free Talk Live pointed out that context matters when me mentioned that Mark Edge used it when reporting on the situation on Cantwell. He’s right to an extent. Context matters but context isn’t helping his case.

Cantwell flat out called a black guy who was critical of him a nigger, twice, to invoke a response. He later went on to call Michael Brown’s parents niggers too. He wasn’t responding to someone trying to talk about race or racism, he was talking about Cantwell’s alleged sexism. A claim which I do believe there’s merit. However if he’s saying it to point out this guy was a SWJ, it’s terrible.

People who are very much not SJW would be upset regarding both him using racist and sexist epithets and if his goal was to equate him to being someone Internet Aristocrat rails against, it would have been more prudent to use terms that would offend them. Retard, crazy, human pretending to be a wolf, pizza, …whatever. He didn’t. He used a term that was deliberately disturbing to a vast majority of non-SJWs.

But the Black Guy Used A Racist Slur Against White People!

I’m sorry, I forgot that “inferior white boy” has centuries of oppression attached to it. It’s something that makes everyone gasp any time it’s used. Yea, that’s our word. #irishlivesmatter

Is Cantwell A Racist?

Probably not. He’s just stupid. Really fucking stupid. He won’t apologize because doubling down is how he rolls. He still defends Stefan Molyneux even after personally experiencing him lying about Stef’s “critics always get pushed to the front of the line” on his show. If he’s not sorry, he shouldn’t apologize. Almost nothing is worse than a fake apology. ‘Almost’ because being a retarded meat-head is worse.

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How To Win Political Arguments Against Libertarians

Around the first of this month I decided to abandon my old childish libertarian views because I realized most of us were too stupid to handle real freedom and have been very active in my local chapter of Citizens Against Too Much Unfettered Freedom.  Winning political arguments against libertarians is easy but not many of us state lickers know how to do it and be effective. We tend to try and use court historical perspectives, lopsided statistics, and newspeak to these lolberts to no avail. They always come back with more data or philosophy to counter it and it’s a waste of time. Instead there’s a great method I like to call the “Against Grandma Argument.”

Good o’l Grams

My grandma is a sweet little 84 year old widow and is living on Social Security and the retirement money she gets from her late husband for his service in the Air Force in WW2. She makes out a meager living but it’s good enough for her and she is happy. Now if these anarcho-libertarians got what they wanted she’d be out on the streets with no where to go and no money to eat. She will eventually starve or die if she doesn’t get her heart medication; which ever comes first. They spend so much time trying to dismantle the state and end my poor grandma’s existence. It’s unconscionable and evil.

So now when I get these liberty-loons trying to convert me back using the non-aggression principle I just look them dead in the eye and say “I support your right to disagree with me, but do you think you should force my grandmother to die on the streets?” because that is what they were asking. When libertarians force down a government tit, all those who suckle from it are forced off and little old ladies like my memaw can’t go get a tech job in Silicon Valley. They are using force to take money away from my sweet ol’ granmammy.

What if they say “Yes!”?

Then they are demonstrating they are sociopaths who want nothing but the worse for your family and you should DeCOK them or Disassociate from one’s Clan Or Kin. They want your grandmother dead. Why would you want to hang out with someone who wants your family dead? How could you have someone tell you they want Memaw dead in the streets and then say to them “OK, let’s go play some XBOX.”? My god!


DeCOK Lolberts

So next time you see one of these jerks running around all smug with their facts and philosophy, just look in the eye and ask them if they want to force your grandma to die. If they say yes, get them out of your life and find new friends. Preferably find your new friends at the DNC convention when they nominate Clinton for their candidate.

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Jim Jesus on Nationally Syndicated Radio

UntitledSo I was on the Feens as a co-host twice since I’ve made an update last. You can listen to both here:

I will be on in future episodes and you can subscribe to the podcast via RSS feed or iTunes.

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The Nutella Hype

Before I start this I should preface it by making one thing clear:

Nutella is amazing!nutella_

Nutella is a hazelnut spread that’s delicious. It’s got a creamy, nutty, chocolaty flavor. I’m eating an ‘English’ muffin as I type this being very careful not to get the gooey brown goodness on the keyboard. I keep a jar of it in my pantry most of the time. It’s great and if you haven’t tried it, I suggest you go get a Nutella & Go for a buck and give it a try.


But Nutella isn’t that amazing.

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Migration to WordPress

Some of you noticed the link for CardCast version of Libertarians Against Humanity was broken for a while. I bet you are now noticing that the website is different too. We made the conversion to WordPress and I couldn’t be happier. OK, well I could. Some of the comments are gone and some of the formatting is borked on some posts. I’ll get around to fixing them as I see them.

Everything should be back up now.

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What’s been eating my time?

2 things:

1. I’m running a now-successful IndieGoGo campaign to create a Cards Against Humanity expansion with libertarian jokes called Libertarians Against Humanity. If you want more information, play online for free, or to order real world decks, then go to

2. This blog will be going away at the beginning of next year and coming back on another platform. I absolutly hate Blogger. So I will be moving to private hosting and using WordPress. So until this happens this blog will be on hiatus. I’m going to be super busy fulfilling card orders and migrating all these blog posts to the new server. 

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More Tribalism

Jim Jesus wouldn’t be Jim Jesus if he didn’t talk about tribalism and Jim Jesus hasn’t talked much about it directly as of late.One of the things tribalist antistatists do is automatically assume that I am not an antistatist because I critique fellow antistatists. If you talk negatively of antistatists you can’t possibly be one because you’re not supporting every assclown that preaches it. There’s lots of antistatists talking the good talk and walking the good walk for it and the related issues I don’t feel like I should devote much time doing it. I do it, but I have a bigger objective.

When I look at the other ideologies and see them defending atrocities and atrocious people because they’re on the same team, it makes my stomach turn. It turns people on the outside off to whatever message you’re bringing. When a communist defends North Korea or Stalin, no good comes of it. When a Democrat defends a war in Syria, no good comes of it. When a libertarian defends a destructive cult or tax loophole scams, no good comes of it.

There’s a division of labor not just in the market for labor, but for the market of ideas and I see a huge hole in that market for internal criticism. I’m here to specialize in that. My goal is to encourage my fellow antistatists to stop the nonsense that only harms their own cause.  There’s really great antistatists whom I think do a fantastic job and there’s some I think do a terrible job. If no one is going to tell them they’re doing it wrong, they’ll just keep doing it wrong.

Just because I agree with you ideologically doesn’t mean I’m going to defend you when you do something wrong.

So who are these wonderful antistatists that never fuck up? There are none. We’re all humans and even I say things I look back on with disgust. My only wish was someone there to jab me when I do. However there are some I think do a great job.

The Bad Quaker
Josh Cardosi
Scotty M (He does do stuff with RockingMrE, but what else I’ve seen is great)
BadMouseProductions (UPDATE: He’s now a left anarchist but his old stuff was good)
Shane Killian

If you know of more I’d love to update the list but these are just a few I can think of from the top of my head.

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Deleted BuzzFeed Article Titled: “The Bizarre Online Cult Of Stefan Molyneux”

19/08/2014 – UPDATE: Molyneux, a man who claims he does not believe in intellectual property, had two videos linked in this piece removed, claiming copyright infringement. Luckily, I anticipated it, and wrote down what he said! Both removed videos have now been replaced with quotes of what he said. Enjoy!
– PD
Like all cult personalities, Stefan Molyneux cuts a superficially charismatic figure. Tall, bald and smiley-faced, the increasingly popular 47 year old Canadian runs FreeDomain Radio, the world’s most popular philosophy podcast. He’s interviewed people like Noam Chomsky; he gives public talks about economics, and he’s even been fortunate enough to have Joe Rogan helplessly nod in agreement with him for 3 hours during a nauseatingly fawning encounter. A self proclaimed libertarian anarchist, those who stumble across Molynuex will more than likely be greeted by videos in which he argues (poorly) for free-market solutions to the worlds woes: that everything, including law, justice and security, can be provided by an unregulated market system.
Fine. It’s just his point of view, and, agree or disagree with him, Molyneux’s online bloviating about a political system that’s never going to become a reality is at first seemingly innocuous. His followers are free to click, watch, agree, and tip their fedora in solidarity. 

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The Nostalgic Clacking of Coins in Vegas.

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When I was little I used to love going to Las Vegas with my parents. They had arcades, cool shows, and lots of cool things to do as a kid. The one thing that really caught my eye was the forbidden casino floor. Not because I was interested in the act of gambling, but just the sounds of clacking coins against a steel money bowl. The people walking around with plastic buckets full of quarters and dollar coins was just so appealing. We stopped going as a family in my teens and never returned until after I was out on my own.

Imagine my disappointment when I returned to find that a part of my youth, the clacking of coins and the huge arcades, were all but a memory. Electronic beeps and chimes have replaced the clacks and the people walking with huge buckets have been replaced by bland boring tickets with bar-codes. It kept me from appreciating that little world even from the sidelines. Now living here, as I roamed the casino floors and resort grounds as a nifty little way to burn some excess calories in the cool A/C and away from the blistering desert sun of Vegas I have found a piece of my childhood in the small dark corners of the adult Disneyland.

To this day I avoid gambling like the plague, but for some reason I can’t help myself tossing in a few quarters when I come across the rare animal of the coin-op slot machine. Not to win money and not to lose, but just to capture the mixed feelings of happiness and sadness of a golden time.

Now I’m building a list and I’m sharing it with you if that is something that you’d be interested in. This list will grow as I find more or if more people inform me on where to find them, so keep checking back if you want in on this as well.


Located on the southeast corner of the Circus Circus property, is a little dingy, ratty, hell hole where you can get a Subway 5 dollar footlong for $10. It smells like a chain smoker’s house who don’t believe in opening a window, ever. Pool tables, a bar, and some beer pong tables it’s hard to tell if this wanted to be a casino or a dive bar. Either way there’s a small collection of quarter machines next to the brilliantly placed quarter operated gumball bar. Not exactly my pick of the litter, but there’s some magic here.


Circus Circus

While we’re here, might as well go inside the better half and check out the area for dollar coin-op slot machines. They advertise it’s high pay out rates which is a bonus too.

The D

It’s not cold here and you know she wants it. The D located on the Freemont Experience Downtown Vegas is a neat little spot. You can come here, have a drink, get a room, or eat at the restaurant and pay in BitCoin. However because of the state’s gambling laws, you can only gamble with US currency. They have a BitCoin ATM so you can just cash in and out to gamble. Take the escalator one flight up and you are whisked away to “Vintage Vegas” where they have an embarrassment of riches in coin op machines and a Blarney stone to kiss for good luck. Not just slots, by the way. They also have coin-op video poker and even a Sigma Derby.


Located on the west end of the Freemont Experience Downtown, a little place that’s hard to miss.
Scantally clad girls standing out front with a fist full of beads for the entering public. Though not as classy or as sexy as The D, they have deep fried Oreos for a buck. Deep fried Twinkies, corn dogs and a bunch of other fattening snacks as you pound quarters into a slot machine. 
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